Real Friends - Sixteen
*restarts entire game*
Aaron Paul: confused by fashion
the greatest post in internet history
"the fuck is this?? the fuck is that??"
|—||William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)|
Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"